Dead Heat

between neck-and-neck ring leaders
Jack Jackson and John Johnson

who was where
when what was what
why wasn't the
[state the obvious
get the reation]
what the [fill in 
the blank, curse word to 
offend grandma]

this is the 27th situation

I will type the 26 after today because they are dense, depressing and the whole greek tragedy thing is a drag man
zombie cops

merry go round